psychoticpingouins:

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

Best story ever.

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Did the toesies too!

Did the toesies too!

Did my own nails.

Did my own nails.

Men… Amirite?

Men… Amirite?

Lol I guess this is true…

Lol I guess this is true…

WTF IS THIS?! I’LL HAVE ONE AND DRESS IT IN A TUXEDO!

WTF IS THIS?! I’LL HAVE ONE AND DRESS IT IN A TUXEDO!

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I love this!

I love this!

I can’t stop giggling!

I can’t stop giggling!